"She is border line about to bust out and go crazy!"
"It isn’t just for me to buy something; I need to be seen at this event to maintain my social status in the community. You just don’t understand how women work!"
"Some days are like scrapping somebody else’s gum off the bottom of your shoe but that makes the good ole days even better!"
"Do you think I’m still at liberty to discuss the crazy drama that has ever so greatly now blessed them?"
"I think a new shirt should be made “Burt just foreclosed on Tim’s house!”"
"I wish they would jump off a bridge and SWIM!"
"It may cost you to maintain your status!"
"She thinks she pees excellence so I guess all of her followers do too…. I doubt it!"
"Sherry, don’t come in talking about your twitter!"
"She needed to slow down anyways, this is a busy intersection!" (After pulling out in front of somebody)
"Do you wanna take one for the team and taste it?"
"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits when the other party is unarmed."
"God answers prayers everyday but in order of actual importance, sounds like you need to go to the back of the line!"
1 comments:
You have to be keeping a notebook!! I luv this and it made me laugh out loud...pure brilliance to ring in the weekend with these laughs....give us one after Bowman Gray...and I believe the prayer one is 100% correct--just could not word it that greatly!! Luv ya, Anne
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