HOLY COW.... Two days in a row--watch out!

I know... two days in a row is probably a record for me. I have missed this place. It's a great release for me to say whatever I feel without having to tip toe around (because you all know I am the evil step-sister type that is self-centered and out to get everybody I come in contact with—(Not really but unfortunately some think so). <------ Way too deep for today’s topic!

I often catch myself saying funny sayings or making mental notes of funny sayings that I hear. I try my dangdest (I know this isn’t a real word, but this is my house people!) to remember them to use at a later date when the timing is right. I hope this brings an out-loud giggle to all who read this!


*Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs

*Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

*He’s as country as a corn flake

*I ain’t got no dog in this fight

*You stirred up the hornets nest and I’m the one that got stung

*I would rather jump off a ten foot ladder into a five gallon bucket full of porcupines

*If you want fire, you can sure get it just set off the firecracker

*I used to be scared too until I turned 10

*You can catch a lot more flies with honey rather than vinegar

*Take a number because you can't be the first to do it, but you sure can be the next to try

*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in

*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

*When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty